Presidential Mortal Kombat

When I was in 3rd grade, my teacher had a poster with all of the presidents' portraits listed on them. I used to pass the time by imagining them fighting each other and figuring out who would win. Little did I know that I had a hit video game idea on my hands. I present to you: Presidential Mortal Kombat





Martin Van Buren VS Rutherford B. Hayes - A real dogfight; lumberjack beard versus the greatest muttonchops the oval office has ever seen. Look out for Van Buren's spin move.





Franklin Pierce VS Chestur A. Arthur - Speed versus size. Brains versus braun. All it takes is one good shot from Arthur and you can count Pierce out.





Grover Cleveland VS Teddy Roosevelt - Tally Ho! The matchup of the century... Teddy Roosevelt has 14 fatalities.





Kaiser Wilhelm II VS Richard Nixon - Unlockable character Kaiser Wilhelm goes against one of the more popular characters, Richard Nixon, with his "fist of impeachment" special move.