Pooper Bowl 42

That's it. I've seen enough. I'm done with NFL football.

My love for the NFL has been smothered and stepped on by a 15 minute reading of the declaration of independence by various NFL has-beens, countless apple commercials, and dramatic, unecessary skits featuring Eli Manning and the word Resiliency.

We're breaking up. I can't enjoy this anymore. It's not football. It's a fucking movie produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.

I used to watch football with my Dad on sundays. The only thing to hate back then was Dan Dierdorf. Commercial breaks were only 5 minutes and it took less than 24 hours of pregame to get to the Super Bowl. I'm also tired of countless national events taking advantage of "honoring the troops." These guys are fucking millionaires, they don't give a shit. You want to honor the troops? Knock of this bullshit and get to the game, I'm sure they only get an hour break from getting shot at to relax, you think you can give them quality down time?

I don't care who wins. I just want to see-
1.) Tom Brady get drilled through the turf, into the desert below.
2.) Plaxico Burress make an amazing TD catch and spike it in the face of Rodney Harrison.
3.) Troy Aikman make the following statement- "You know what, Buck? I quit. Fuck this. Joe Montana never whored himself out like this, and these douchebags wouldn't stand a chance against anyone in the league when I played."


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